Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Out of the mouths of babes...

School lunches have changed.  And the children are noticing. 

Yesterday, plates were inspected for the number of vegetables and fruits both on the plates and consumed.  Finally, the lunch lady came out to tell the fifth and sixth graders what was happening and why. 

"Michelle Obama has created new rules for school lunches.  You need to make sure that you take at least three fruits and vegetables everyday and eat them.  We are revising our food choices to fit the new guidelines.  We won't have parmesan cheese on our spaghetti anymore, and we will no longer put cheese slices on the hamburgers.  You won't be allowed seconds, and we will have whole wheat buns and rolls whenever possible."

One sixth grader shouted out, "So you're saying, I should tell my parents to vote for Mit Romney?"

Not the response Mrs. Obama would have wanted!

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